I'm comin for you Bill

A leopard can't change it's spots. Or a lightbulb. Or pants. Stop asking leopards to do things!

controlledeuphoria:

methhomework:

public service announcement 

YAS

(via beyoncebeytwice)

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: jordybelfort, via beyoncebeytwice)

Anonymous asked: You're beautiful

the-trumbernick:

I’m barfing

I’m imagining this anon singing “Isn’t she lovely” through the bathroom door while your head is buried in a toilet. Das love doe.