I'm comin for you Bill

A leopard can't change it's spots. Or a lightbulb. Or pants. Stop asking leopards to do things!

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via goofballery)

-Everybody, this is Marvin

-We named him after my pop.

-Tell them the full name.

-Marvin Wait For It Eriksen.

(Source: hazellncaster, via snl-nbc)