fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
Anonymous asked: You're beautiful
I’m imagining this anon singing “Isn’t she lovely” through the bathroom door while your head is buried in a toilet. Das love doe.